Ain’t no party like a mathematical party ’cause irrational numbers don’t stop.
Celebrate Pi Day (3/14) like the numerical champion you are, with cheap slices, an all-day happy hour and even wine and pie pairings. Go get your piece of the pie at these spots around town exalting all things 3.14.
Get $3.14 slices at Wednesday’s Pie. And would you look at that — Pi Day is on a Wednesday! Clearly it’s a sign you need more pie. Grab a slice at Wednesday’s Pie, Russell’s Smokehouse or Green Russell from 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1422 Larimer St., Denver, 303-893-6505; wednesdayspie.com
Great minds think alike: Hinman’s Bakery is also offering $3.14 slices in honor of Pi Day. You should probably get 3.14 slices, or maybe a less obnoxious order. 4850 E. 39th Ave., Denver, 303-287-3431
The Long I Pie Shop and The Infinite Monkey Theorem RiNo are teaming up for three wine-and-pie pairings for $20. It’s first come, first served, so line up now. 3200 Larimer St., Denver; thelongipie.com
It’s happy hour all day at Humble Pie Store, which means you get $3.14 cocktails (yes, this pie shop also serves liquor). Humble’s got pie specials, too, like two for $15 individual sweet pies in flavors like triple berry crumble, tart cherry lattice, buttermilk custard and chocolate chess. 3550 E. Colfax Ave., Denver, 720-479-8690; humblepiestore.com
Of course there’s that other sort of pie — pizza pie. Mici Handcrafted Italian is giving you 10-inch cheese pizzas for $3.14 all day on Pi Day. (Normally $7.95.) Use code PIDAY when ordering online or by phone. Limit one per order. Various locations; miciitalian.com